ETM-Deanna Bradford Show 23 | Part II | Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure

Part II - Edward T and Deanna Bradford continue their excellent adventure, revealing their dreams and taking ETM to task about his piercing - wait, piercing!? What?

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Time: 39:59

Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure | Part II

Edward T and Deanna Bradford's excellent adventure continues!

Purely by surprise, they find out they each had a dream about each other - seriously? Seriously! (Get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind of dream). Before that, they discuss faults and bitterness, something ETM knows nothing of. Right.

They also discuss body piercings; turns out Mr. Critical on this show has a piercing - find out where!

Also, ETM fills you in on the now-defunct American Motors Corporation, originators of vehicles like the AMC Pacer.

The AMC Pacer - the car of the future!! Right. What a fine ride.

What does an Offensive Lineman look like?

Like this!

Big, yet fast, the Offensive Lineman never touches the ball, rather,

he blocks for the guy who does carry the ball - so he's gotta be fast!!

(Pictured above: Le Charles Bentley)

Edward T, Offensive Lineman - Lyons High School, 1979.

James Bond's boat chase scene from "Live and Let Die" - Deanna's dream come true!

(Fast Forward to 3:00 in the video to see the boat jump!)

Enjoy!

ETM-Deanna Bradford Show 23 | Part I | Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure

Part I - Edward T and Deanna Bradford tell the tale of their 'excellent' adventure in a Capitol Hill parking garage.

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Time: 42:48

Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure | Part I

Hilary is busy working with her hermaphrodites (for reals!) and dancing the night away, so Deanna Bradford comes of the bench and knocks another one out of the park.

Edward T and Deanna Bradford tell the tale of their "excellent" adventure of going to Dilletante's for hot chocolate and coffee and then getting trapped in Capitol Hill. How well does ETM accept this? Three guesses; the first two don't count...

Deanna and Edward T enjoying their coffee at Dilletante's, before the adventure really began!

Notice the incredible difference between the size of the coffee cups!

Enjoy!

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ETM-Hilary Kemp Show 22 | Cry Baby

Edward T and Hilary are back in Seattle after a trip to Montana, and ETM admits that Seattle has finally driven him to tears, actually crying for the first time in 10 years.

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Time: 1:02:14

Cry Baby

Edward T and Hilary are back in Seattle after a trip to Montana, and ETM admits that Seattle has finally driven him to tears, actually crying for the first time in 10 years.

They then proceed to discuss who should be, or could be, asking out whom amongst the genders, and how it gets much different among the lesbian community. Plus a frank discussion of how much money a woman does/should make.

Above: Perfect example of the a woman fawning over ETM's brother, Paul.

And they discuss why Seattle has no working class, and how it impacts interpersonal relationships in the Puget Sound. Hilary, of course, is ok with it, and Edward T, as you can imagine, is not exactly "down" with this.

The now-famous passive-aggressive "Eye-Sore" note from ETM's warm and loving neighbors, left on the windshield of his car anonymously. Gotta love the

oh-so-polite "Please" and "Thank You".

Luv ya too, Seattleites!!

This, by the way, is the aforementioned "Eye-Sore",

ETM's piece-of-shit '97 Mitsubishi Galant

Lady Gaga's monumental achievement: a billion video views on YouTube:

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=490073

Enjoy!

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ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 21 - Sister, Sister!

Hilary is at a weekend-long dance conference, so Edward T welcomes their first-ever Guest-Host, Deanna Bradford!

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Time: 1:08:29

Sister, Sister!

Hilary is off to a Swing-dance conference all weekend, so Edward T calls in a pinch-hitter from the bench and welcomes their very first guest-host, Deanna Bradford! Deanna is the sister of previous guest Danielle Bradford, and the younger sister at that.

This leads Deanna and Edward T to discuss their commonalities as "second-borns", even though they are widely disparate in age, gender, background, education and upbringing. How can this be? Find out!

Also, the kids do another parody, this time tackling that aging 1970's detective (trust us, he was old back then), "Barnaby Jones". Apparently, Mr. Jones is just a tad thrifty...

Enjoy!

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ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 20 - The Zen of Strip Clubs

Hilary and Edward T record a special podcast from their hotel room in Billings, MT - at 3:30 am! They discuss getting to a zen state of mind - by going to a strip club?

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Time: 1:02:25

The Zen of Strip Clubs

Edward T and Hilary go to his brother Matt's wedding and Edward T reluctantly winds up at a strip club after the wedding. What the hell? It's true!

The kids record a special podcast from their hotel room in Billings, MT - at 3:30 am! They discuss getting to a relaxed state of mind - by going to a strip club. How in the world do they get to Zen from a strip club?

It's a circuitous route. Hilary thinks you shouldn't go to the strip club while sober. Duh, except Edward T doesn't drink. So Edward T discusses his feelings of shame about strip clubs from his difficult past and Hilary brings her unique and unusually open-minded perception (or, weird, if you will) to the situation, helping to come around to a new point of view.

They get into some heavy issues in their own inimitable way.

They also discuss western wear shopping. Huh? Find out what they discuss in this special podcast from the big wedding!

Hilary, in heaven at the cowboy boot store in Billings.

Enjoy!

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ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 19 - Just Say Yes!!

Edward T thinks too many people say "No" to new experiences. His idea: Just Say Yes!!

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Time: 1:06:02

Just Say Yes!!

Edward T thinks too many people subscribe to the old Nancy Reagan solution to addiction, "Just Say No." He says forget about it, "Just Say Yes" to new experiences!

Hilary is wiped out and Edward T is beat as well, so the kids just mellow out and have a relaxed conversation.

Edward T's rage is disappearing - could it be gratitude? Nah. They pick up the feminism thread and discuss domestic violence by both sexes.

Edward T saw "Nickleodeon", which combined his two favorite film makers, Peter Bogdonavich and Burt Reynolds!

Hilary invited Edward T to her bowling party, and she always says "YES!" to doing things, and Edward T says this is what others need to be saying when asked to do things!

They discuss going out and Karaoke'ing, then they discuss Horoscopes.

Then the Media Minute from Episode 18 finds its way onto this episode, as the gang talked for way too long previously and it had to bumped back. A special guest appearance on the Media Minute by Danielle Bradford!

More info on "Nickleodeon" by Peter Bogdanovitch, starring Burt Reynolds:

'Nickelodeon': New version of Peter Bogdanovich's valentine to Old Hollywood

Enjoy!

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 18 - The 'F' Word: Feminism!

Hilary and Edward T welcome their in-studio guest, Danielle Bradford, who comes to the show with some talk of the F word - Feminism!

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The 'F' Word: Feminism!

Hilary and Edward T welcome their in-studio guest, Danielle Bradford, a Seattle Pacific University Senior who comes to the show with some talk of the F word - Feminism! You can only imagine Edward T's first reaction to that...will he survive? Find out!

The kids not only talk about feminism, they also open the show with a humorous little sketch about "The Incredible Bulk". Later on in the show, Edward T challenges Danielle on her definition of the "P" word (Pussy), and she promptly gives him a schooling. This you've got to hear.

Then Hilary gives us a Science Minute about transgenetics - a true serendipitous moment considering the opening sketch. (The Media Minute gets moved to next week's episode because the gang talked so long!).

Enjoy!

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 17 - Part II - You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry, Ms. Kemp

Hilary and Edward T continue their conversation on the feelings brought up around conflict.

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Time: 1:07:46

You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry, Ms. Kemp!

The discussion continues! Hilary and Edward T continue their conversation on the feelings brought up around conflict. They get there when they stumble across Tiger Woods and talk about the nature of monogamous relationships, marriage and good 'ole infidelity. They discuss the evolving nature of human relationships and whether those situations can weather the change (pardon the pun).

Plus, Edward T conjures up a quick Media Minute off the top of his head, reintroducing (or introducing you for the first time) to Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First?" routine, one of the greatest comedy pieces ever.

Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First?" on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_qa6swnOM

"White Sport Coat, Pink Carnation" by Marty Robbins, 1957:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8MnvyAi6I

"Old Habits Die Hard: What research tells us about making changes in our behavior", by Christopher F Chabris, Wall Street Journal:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703315004575073452332633146.html

Enjoy!

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 17 - Part I - Don't Make Me Angry, Mr. Martin!

Hilary has a couple of parking lot run-ins and it makes her angry. Edward T seconds that emotion.

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Time: 1:03:13

Don't Make Me Angry, Mr. Martin!

Hilary has parking lot problems, which make her angry. Edward T seconds that emotion.

This messed-up situation reminds Edward T of a situation on Match.com, which leads him to reveal that while searching on Match.com, he 'unselected' atheists while searching for a date.

Hilary is completely surprised by this and it leads to a discussion about beliefs, religion, getting along with other people and of course, Edward T's dating life - it's all about him after all (what's new?).

Enjoy!

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 16.5 - Fans Extra - Hippie Detective

After a Film Noir opening, Hilary and Edward T take a look at his old hippie days and wonder how to really affect change in the world.

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Time: 1:01:57

Hippie Detective

After a Film Noir opening, Hilary and Edward T take a look at his old hippie days and wonder how to really affect change in the world.

Enjoy!

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast No. 16 - Can't We All Just Get Along?

Hilary gives Edward T a test and he passes with flying colors! But what kind of test?

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Can't We All Just Get Along?

Ever have someone you work with that you just can't get along with - at all?! This is the nature of the podcast after all. REGARDLESS, what can you do about it?

Hilary gives Edward T a test to find out what kind of personality he has. She then compares him to other personality types.

Could getting along with your co-workers just be a matter of understanding their personality type? Find out!

Also, the Media Minute introduces you to one of the most fascinating characters in television history, Miles Drentell, as Edward T gives his review of "thirtysomething", Season Two.

Referenced in this episode:

thirtysomething Season Two:

http://www.amazon.com/thirtysomething-Complete-Second-Timothy-Busfield/dp/B002NN7EXS

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ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast No. 15.5 - Darling, (Don't) Dance With Me!

Our 2nd in-studio guest of 2010 joins us all the way from Denver, CO: Katy Wegner. On this fans extra, the gang talks about Hilary's dance party, which Edward T had fun at, and yet throws him into a rage anyways. Is this guy ever satisfied? (Hint: No).

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Darling, (Don't) Dance With Me!

Our 2nd in-studio guest of 2010 joins us all the way from Denver, CO: Katy Wegner!

On this fans extra, the gang talks about Hilary's dance party, which Edward T had fun at, and yet discussion of it throws him into a rage anyways. Is this guy ever satisfied? (Hint: No).

The ladies proceed to inform Edward T what it is like to be a woman at a dance venue. Does Edward T get it? Find out!

Katy, Edward T and Hilary at Hilary's dance party, at the Century Ballroom.

Friday, Jan 17th, 2010.

Jerry, who was Edward T and Katy's tour guide for the Seattle Underground Tour. He is pointing to what is believed to be the oldest remaining picture of Seattle.

Referenced in this episode:

Hot Mama's Pizza:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hot-mamas-pizza-seattle

The Century Ballroom:

http://centuryballroom.com/

The Seattle Underground Tour:

http://www.undergroundtour.com/

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Episode 15 Part II - "It" Makes Life Worth Living, But What Is "It" For You? - Feb 04 2010

Part II - Last time Hilary indulged Edward T and let him complain ad nauseam. This time they take a more positive tone, welcoming Denverite Katy Wegner into the studio. They discuss the things that make life worth living. Hilary has a Science Minute and Edward T has a Media Minute.

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Time: 48:31

Part II: Last time around, Edward T blasted off on things that he just wanted to complain about while Hilary tried to stay awake.

This time around, Edward T's friend from Denver, Katy Wegner, joins them in the studio for a discussion that has a more positive spin. Instead of talking about what's not to like about life, they discuss what there is to like about it, specifically, the things they find worth living for!

Hilary gives a Science Minute and tells us about virus (viruses?) and bacteria (bacteri-eye?) and Edward T has a Media Minute in which he introduces you to Frank Sinatra at the Sands, 1966.

Then they try, unsuccessfully, to wrap up the show. They eventually get around to it.

This is Part II, so be sure to scroll down to Part I if you haven't heard it!

~Enjoy!

Episode 15 Part I - "It" Makes Life Worth Living, But What Is "It" For You? - Feb 04 2010

Part I - Last time Hilary indulged Edward T and let him complain ad nauseam. This time they take a more positive tone, welcoming Denverite Katy Wegner into the studio. They discuss the things that make life worth living.

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Time: 58:42

Part I: Last time around, Edward T blasted off on things that he just wanted to complain about while Hilary tried to stay awake.

This time around, Edward T's friend from Denver, Katy Wegner, joins them in the studio for a discussion that has a more positive spin. Instead of talking about what's not to like about life, they discuss what there is to like about it, specifically, the things they find worth living for!

They talked on for so long, it had to be busted up into to two parts. This is Part I, so be sure to scroll up to Part II after you've finished this one, you'll be glad you did!

~Enjoy!

Episode 14.5 - Fans Extra - The More, The Merrier: Hilary's Ex-Work Spouse, John Morgan!

Hilary's ex-work spouse, John Morgan, is in the studio and he clues us in to some parts of Hilary we've never heard before - right on!

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Time: 53:00

THE MORE, THE MERRIER: HILARY'S EX-WORK SPOUSE, JOHN MORGAN!

Hilary and Edward T welcome John Morgan, Hilary’s Ex-Work Husband into the studio. Rather than find out more about John, Edward T decides he needs to bitch and so it happens again.

Edward T has a theory that morning people are grouchy, and Hilary then declares she is a morning person (?). John disagrees. So does Edward T.

We also find out that Hilary drives like a dude!

Then the group catches up on the holidays: John visited his family, Hilary ate chocolate and got hurt, which spurs discussion of socialized medicine. Edward T worked during the holidays. No wonder he's so grumpy.

He also rants about people who don't pay attention to what he says. What’s new?

It turns out that John doesn't have much love for Facebook; then Edward T tells a story of almost putting his foot in his mouth, stopping himself for the first time, perhaps ever.

Hilary is amazed that it's 2010 already, what the hell?! Then, come to find out, Hilary and Edward T actually agree on something, they both love the film "Blade Runner", which leads John and Edward T to recommend "The Watchmen" to Hilary.

Blade Runner:

Warner Bros. Official Website (Pretty Cool Trailer with Great Visuals): http://bladerunnerthemovie.warnerbros.com/

The Watchmen:

Movie Trailer on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4blSrZvPhU

Enjoy!

Episode 14 - Misanthropic Family Values - Jan 21st 2010

Hilary and Edward T invite their guest, John Morgan - Hilary's work husband - to chime in on Edward T's rants about people and things he feels society has signed off on, but Edward T does not.

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MISANTHROPIC FAMILY VALUES!

Hilary and Edward T have invited another guest to the show to start off 2010, and his name is John Morgan! He's a friend and coworker of Hilary's (and her work husband), and he's the perfect fit between the two of them. A scientist, ala Hilary, but definitely a man's man, ala Edward T.

First, they welcome John and get to know him, but not without talking about "The A-Team" and "Star Trek" first (Edward T later confesses his crush for Lt. Uhura).

So it has already been confirmed that Edward T is a solid misanthrope. This time, he goes into more detail about why he actually likes being a misanthrope and brings up a couple of issues that make him think outside the mainstream.

As usual, Hilary has some disagreements with Edward T, but John chimes in to set the record straight!

Edward T discovers that he thinks just like Stan Smith from "American Dad"; Hilary is tired of the word "douchebag".

Mr T! (from "The A Team, circa 1983).

Edward T's biggest crush: Lt. Uhura from Star Trek! (Nichelle Nichols, circa 1966).

Stan Smith, from "American Dad" - Edward T's role model.

Edward T as youngster - check out the gut, getting ready to eat cake!

Information about the Brightmoor neighborhood in Detroit (where Edward T grew up):

http://ndndhome.org/About%20Brightmoor.htm