The Deep End | ETM-Hilary Kemp Show 24

Hilary is back! She and Edward T waste no time and get into the deep end of the pool, right out of the gate, discussing God, science and the nature of "the truth"!

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Time: 1:00:10

The Deep End

Hilary's back! She and ETM start a heavy-duty conversation right out of the gate. Hilary's in a dark mood, sort of like the one Edward T was in last time (well, nowhere close, but still, in the deep end nevertheless).

They discuss Hilary's latest science work, and start discussing the nature of God, its possible relation to science and the nature of the truth.

Hilary also thinks the world is screwed, ecologically. Is she sure she's not in a bad mood? Find out!

Enjoy!

"Hubert Selby Jr.: It/ll Be Better Tomorrow" Trailer

"Requiem for a Dream" Trailer

ETM-Deanna Bradford Show 23 | Part II | Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure

Part II - Edward T and Deanna Bradford continue their excellent adventure, revealing their dreams and taking ETM to task about his piercing - wait, piercing!? What?

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Time: 39:59

Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure | Part II

Edward T and Deanna Bradford's excellent adventure continues!

Purely by surprise, they find out they each had a dream about each other - seriously? Seriously! (Get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind of dream). Before that, they discuss faults and bitterness, something ETM knows nothing of. Right.

They also discuss body piercings; turns out Mr. Critical on this show has a piercing - find out where!

Also, ETM fills you in on the now-defunct American Motors Corporation, originators of vehicles like the AMC Pacer.

The AMC Pacer - the car of the future!! Right. What a fine ride.

What does an Offensive Lineman look like?

Like this!

Big, yet fast, the Offensive Lineman never touches the ball, rather,

he blocks for the guy who does carry the ball - so he's gotta be fast!!

(Pictured above: Le Charles Bentley)

Edward T, Offensive Lineman - Lyons High School, 1979.

James Bond's boat chase scene from "Live and Let Die" - Deanna's dream come true!

(Fast Forward to 3:00 in the video to see the boat jump!)

Enjoy!

ETM-Deanna Bradford Show 23 | Part I | Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure

Part I - Edward T and Deanna Bradford tell the tale of their 'excellent' adventure in a Capitol Hill parking garage.

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Time: 42:48

Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure | Part I

Hilary is busy working with her hermaphrodites (for reals!) and dancing the night away, so Deanna Bradford comes of the bench and knocks another one out of the park.

Edward T and Deanna Bradford tell the tale of their "excellent" adventure of going to Dilletante's for hot chocolate and coffee and then getting trapped in Capitol Hill. How well does ETM accept this? Three guesses; the first two don't count...

Deanna and Edward T enjoying their coffee at Dilletante's, before the adventure really began!

Notice the incredible difference between the size of the coffee cups!

Enjoy!

Episode 23 Preview | Edward T and Deanna's Excellent Adventure

ETM-Hilary Kemp Show 22 | Cry Baby

Edward T and Hilary are back in Seattle after a trip to Montana, and ETM admits that Seattle has finally driven him to tears, actually crying for the first time in 10 years.

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Time: 1:02:14

Cry Baby

Edward T and Hilary are back in Seattle after a trip to Montana, and ETM admits that Seattle has finally driven him to tears, actually crying for the first time in 10 years.

They then proceed to discuss who should be, or could be, asking out whom amongst the genders, and how it gets much different among the lesbian community. Plus a frank discussion of how much money a woman does/should make.

Above: Perfect example of the a woman fawning over ETM's brother, Paul.

And they discuss why Seattle has no working class, and how it impacts interpersonal relationships in the Puget Sound. Hilary, of course, is ok with it, and Edward T, as you can imagine, is not exactly "down" with this.

The now-famous passive-aggressive "Eye-Sore" note from ETM's warm and loving neighbors, left on the windshield of his car anonymously. Gotta love the

oh-so-polite "Please" and "Thank You".

Luv ya too, Seattleites!!

This, by the way, is the aforementioned "Eye-Sore",

ETM's piece-of-shit '97 Mitsubishi Galant

Lady Gaga's monumental achievement: a billion video views on YouTube:

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=490073

Enjoy!

Episode 22 Preview | Cry Baby

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 21 - Sister, Sister!

Hilary is at a weekend-long dance conference, so Edward T welcomes their first-ever Guest-Host, Deanna Bradford!

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Time: 1:08:29

Sister, Sister!

Hilary is off to a Swing-dance conference all weekend, so Edward T calls in a pinch-hitter from the bench and welcomes their very first guest-host, Deanna Bradford! Deanna is the sister of previous guest Danielle Bradford, and the younger sister at that.

This leads Deanna and Edward T to discuss their commonalities as "second-borns", even though they are widely disparate in age, gender, background, education and upbringing. How can this be? Find out!

Also, the kids do another parody, this time tackling that aging 1970's detective (trust us, he was old back then), "Barnaby Jones". Apparently, Mr. Jones is just a tad thrifty...

Enjoy!

Episode 21 Preview - Sister, Sister! Deanna Bradford, Guest-Host

ETM/Hilary Kemp Podcast 20 - The Zen of Strip Clubs

Hilary and Edward T record a special podcast from their hotel room in Billings, MT - at 3:30 am! They discuss getting to a zen state of mind - by going to a strip club?

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Time: 1:02:25

The Zen of Strip Clubs

Edward T and Hilary go to his brother Matt's wedding and Edward T reluctantly winds up at a strip club after the wedding. What the hell? It's true!

The kids record a special podcast from their hotel room in Billings, MT - at 3:30 am! They discuss getting to a relaxed state of mind - by going to a strip club. How in the world do they get to Zen from a strip club?

It's a circuitous route. Hilary thinks you shouldn't go to the strip club while sober. Duh, except Edward T doesn't drink. So Edward T discusses his feelings of shame about strip clubs from his difficult past and Hilary brings her unique and unusually open-minded perception (or, weird, if you will) to the situation, helping to come around to a new point of view.

They get into some heavy issues in their own inimitable way.

They also discuss western wear shopping. Huh? Find out what they discuss in this special podcast from the big wedding!

Hilary, in heaven at the cowboy boot store in Billings.

Enjoy!